søndag 5. september 2010

Thor and the Amazon Women/Le gladiatrici



Italy, 1963

Directed by Antonio Leonviola

Cast:
Susy Andersen, Carla Foscari, Joe Robinson, Harry Baird, Janine Hendy, Maria Fiore, Claudia Capone



A while back I bought a DVD set called the Warriors 50 Movie Pack, which consists of a whooping 50 Italian peplum movies from the 1960s. It's currently selling for $26.99 on Amazon, which means you're getting 50 films for roughly $0.5 each. Sounds like a great deal but, unfortunately, most of the films are given horrible presentations – having been culled largely from cropped, battered and washed-out TV prints. In fact, the majority of the prints are practically unwatchable. There are, however, a few exceptions, and one of those is the 1963 film Thor and the Amazon Women, which not only has one of the better transfers in the set - it's also a very enjoyable little flick.

Unlike most of the other films in the DVD set, this one doesn't play out in ancient Rome. Instead it is set in a kingdom ruled by a tribe of bloodthirsty women who have enslaved all the men - keeping them as caged prisoners and forcing them to work in a mine. The evil black queen (Janine Hendy) is a particularly nasty number who takes great pleasure in the pain and suffering of others.

One day, however, a laughable-looking sibyl with green-ish skin and white hair foretells that a brave and powerful man will defeat the queen's all-woman army and overthrow her. This brave man would seem to be kind strongman Thor (Joe Robinson), whose strength and heroic deeds the oppressive women have caught wind of.


The sibyl makes a predicament...


...and it's not to the queen's liking!


Naturally, the queen is none too keen on the prospect of being overthrown, so she sends out her troops to capture Thor and thereby prevent the sibyl's prophecy from being fulfilled. The queen's female army, led by the shapely captain-general Yamad (Maria Fiore), soon succeed in finding Thor and confront him in an unintentionally sidesplitting scene where Yamad matter-of-factly announces: “We have come to capture you, Thor. You must come with us!” Unsurprisingly, Thor refuses, and when the women attempt to seize him he starts backing away while shouting: “Stand back! Don't move! I do not fight against women!” Hilariously, Thor's English-dubbed voice sounds terribly wimpy here - making the supposedly heroic strongman come across like a big coward. Anyway, Thor keeps backing away from the women till he ends up falling off a cliff! Fortunately for him, he is carried to safety by his muscular black sidekick Ubaratutu (Harry Baird), who hides them in a cave.


Thor and Ubaratutu


Thor the wimp


Yamad and her army don't have to leave empty-handed, however, as they come across the beautiful, blonde Tamar (Susy Andersen) and her annoying little kid brother Homolke, and decide to take them prisoners instead. We quickly learn that Homolke and Tamar aren't just simple village folk. No, their father was actually the king of the kingdom that is now ruled by the merciless black queen. She had the entire royal family massacred so she could take over but Tamar and Homolke were able to escape and have been living quietly in exile among a friendly village people ever since. All of this is revealed to us through some terrible expository dialogue in which Tamar actually tells her little brother the whole story about how the two of them escaped when the rest of their family was slaughtered. As if Homolke - who, after all, witnessed all of this together with Tamar - wouldn't already know!


Tamar and Homolke


Luckily for the royal siblings, though, their captors have no idea of their real identity but they are quickly separated. Homolke is put with the rest of the captive males, while Tamar is put in gladiator training. Apparently, all female prisoners must become gladiators and fight to the death in the arena for the enjoyment of the queen and her women. Tamar is given 21 metals bands to wear on one arm - representing the amount of gladiator battles she must fight and survive before she will have earned her freedom. For each battle she wins, one band will be removed. So far, however, not a single one of the gladiator women have managed to win their freedom but there is one who is very, very close: the wicked Ghebelgor (Carla Foscari), who only has two bands left on her arm.


The perils of gladiator training


Evil, sexy Ghebelgor is willing to do whatever it takes to lose those last two bands...


But where is our big hero Thor in the midst of all this? Oh, he actually spends most of the film bed-ridden in the cave, where he recuperates from his fall down the cliff! Some hero, huh? If anything, Thor is more a supporting character than any sort of hero. Eventually, he does get back on his feet and helps the gladiator women to revolt but he takes a definite backseat to the film's strong, sexy ladies. And that's not a bad thing! On the contrary, keeping the focus on the women is one of the main strengths. Gladiator movies were popular at the time, thanks to big Hollywood spectacles like Spartacus (1960) and Barabbas (1962), but this film manages to stand out in the crowd thanks to the gladiators being female. Sure enough, this wasn't the first Italian film to portray domineering women who live in a society free of men - an earlier example includes Colossus and the Amazon Queen (1960) but that was a pretty toothless affair leaning more towards comedy. Furthermore, Thor and the Amazon Women notably pre-dates the somewhat similar but far more well-known Italian female gladiator flick The Arena (1973) - starring Pam Grier and Margaret Markov - by 10 years.

All the gladiator-related stuff in the film is really cool and well-made. The fights are impressively executed and are far more brutal than you'd expect from a 1963 movie. Furthermore, Tamar is a likeable central character who is easy to root for. The growing tension between her and the villainous Ghebelgor is very well-handled, and their inevitable face-off in the gladiator arena is one of the film's highlights.




Some surprising bits of gladiator violence


From a visual point of view, it's obvious that director Antonio Leonviola had a limited budget to work with, which is no doubt because he shot this back-to-back with the similar Tor - Mighty Warrior, which features much of the same cast. Most of the money seems to have gone into this companion film, and hence Leonviola had to perform a couple of cost-cutting maneuvers on Amazon Women. The most obvious example of this is a scene early in the film where a woman tells the queen of one of Thor's heroic feats, and her speech is accompanied by footage of Thor wrestling with a gorilla inside a cage. This footage is actually lifted from Leonviola's earlier peplum adventure, the wonderful Mole Men Against the Son of Hercules (1961) with Mark Forest. So, naturally, it's Forest we see wrestling the silly-looking gorilla, and NOT Joe Robinson - a fact that is painfully obvious!


Recycled gorilla wrestling


Much of the film was shot on location in the famous Postojna caves in Slovenia, and this adds a certain atmosphere and partly makes up for the budgetary restrictions. However, it was obviously very cold in the caves as there are many scenes where we can see frost breath coming from the mouths of the scantly dressed actresses.


The Postojna caves


While the film's original Italian title Le gladiatici - i.e. the gladiatrices - is in keeping with the film's themes, the misleading English title is certainly not. 'Thor and the Amazon Women' makes you think this is going to be a film about Thor - when in fact he's a supporting character at best. Whenever he is on-screen, all he seems to do is recuperate in bed or goof around with his black sidekick, Ubaratutu, who is supposed to provide comic relief by behaving like a clumsy fool. Ubaratutu is portrayed as highly unintelligent and clearly inferior to his white pal Thor, whom he addresses as "master". Black actor Paul Wynter had previously played a similar character in Leonviola’s Mole Men Against the Son of Hercules, so it seems that this type of stereotypical portrayal of blacks is a common trait in Leonviola’s films. One can’t help but feel bad for Harry Baird, who plays Ubaratutu. This handsome-looking, muscular guy should have been given something better to do than to embarrass himself as the bumbling, unintelligent sidekick.


Ubaratutu in all his glory


To me, the only interesting thing about Thor and Ubaratutu is their strange, homoerotically charged relationship. This is said about lots of pepla and most of the time it’s a case of people reading way too much into the Italian way of male bonding. In this film, however, the gay vibes are unusually strong - with Ubaratutu intimately sucking poison out of Thor's leg and gently nursing him back to health. And it doesn't exactly help that Thor shows a surprising disinterest not only in leading lady Tamar but actually in all of the women in the film. Yeah yeah, I know I'm reading way too much into this but I had to try and find something interesting about the Thor character and there really wasn't much else! To me, the fact that the homoerotic vibes are most likely unintentional just makes it funnier.


One of many awkward moments between Thor and Ubaratutu


But, fortunately, it doesn’t matter much that Thor is a bore because the sexy female cast more than make up for this by livening up the screen with their presence. Blonde, statuesque Susy Andersen is best remembered for her starring role in the 'Wurdalak' segment from Mario Bava's anthology horror film Black Sabbath (1963), and she makes Tamar a strong, sexy and likeable heroine who is considerably tougher than your average peplum heroine. Then there are the wicked villainesses, whose delightful bitchiness adds volumes to the film's camp entertainment. The gorgeous Janine Hendy is great as the evil black queen who rules the all-white village with violence, while her black superiority is symbolically demonstrated by her carrying around a little white cat. You gotta love this kind of charming bluntness!

But my absolute favorite of the lot is the diabolical Ghebelgor, who is a really amazing piece of work. Curvy, raven-haired Carla Foscari plays the part with real gusto and clearly relishes the opportunity to play a character that is so wonderfully ruthless. Her huge grin when she is given the task of executing a girl who refused to kill her gladiatorial opponent is priceless.



Tamar and Ghebelgor battle it out


It’s really interesting to see how nearly all the women are depicted as strong and independent. These gals are definitely are far cry from the helpless damsels in distress we see in most pepla. That said, this is not in any way a feminist action flick. Far from it! If anything, writer-director Leonviola seems to want to show us the horror of how society would be if ruled by women. His view on a woman's real place in society is clearly demonstrated through some outrageously non-PC dialogue by the captain-general Yamad, who rebels against the female rulers because, as she herself puts it: "a woman cannot deprive herself of every human sentiment in the name of a superiority that nature never meant to assign to them!" Leonviola clearly shares her views, and while this is a horribly offensive attitude, I couldn't help but find it endearingly amusing. They just don't make films with a message like that anymore!

Some viewers will no doubt be put off by the film's attitude towards blacks and women, and while I do not support such views, I think it's important to remember that this is just an obscure Italian action film from the early 1960s. When looked at through nostalgic glasses, its non-PC attitudes are actually more humorous than offensive. Plus there is so much else to love! The gladiator stuff is amazing and the strong female characters are really cool. The only reason I'm not giving Thor and the Amazon Women a top recommendation is due to the tired and unnecessary scenes involving Thor. Still, the rest of the film is surprisingly well-made and definitely worth checking out!



© 2010 Johan Melle




The cast:


Susy Andersen as Tamar


Carla Foscari as Ghebelgor


Joe Robinson as Thor


Harry Baird as Ubaratutu


Janine Hendy as The Queen


Maria Fiore as Yamad


Claudia Capone as Agarit


??? as Homolke


??? as The sibyl

torsdag 1. april 2010

More Euro actresses doing print ads

During a busy Easter holiday there isn't as much time for films as I'd like to but I don't want to neglect this blog completely, so I scanned a new batch of prints ads featuring popular Euro actresses of the time.


Once again, Lux soap is a big favorite, and here we have a Lux ad from 1959 with Italy's most famous actress, Sophia Loren:





Interestingly, the next Lux ad (from 1963) features the beautiful Scilla Gabel, who had at one point in her career been a stand-in for Sophia Loren. But Gabel would go on to become a considerable star in her own right - appearing in such memorable projects as the excellent horror film Mill of the Stone Women (1960), the Robert Aldrich-directed all-star cast peplum Sodom and Gomorrah (1962), the screen version of Modesty Blaise (1966) and the esteemed television mini series The Odyssey (1968). Here's the print ad Scilla did for Lux:





French actress Jacqueline Sassard was a popular film actress in both Italy and France the 1950s and 60s - popping up everything from serious films like Valerio Zurlini's acclaimed Violent Summer (1959) to Umberto Lenzi's Sandokan adventure The Pirates of Malaysia (1964), where she starred alongside Steve Reeves. After appearing in Claude Chabrol's Les biches (1968), she cut short her promising career and abruptly retired from acting, which might explain why she is largely forgotten about today. Below is an ad for Lux soap that Jacqueline Sassard did in 1964, when her career was still blossoming:





Flame-haired beauty Liana Orfei was the undisputed queen of Italian muscleman and swashbuckler adventures in the 1960s. In 1963, Liana did a series of print ads for Felce Azzurra make-up kits - two examples of which you can see below:






German actress Elke Sommer has been active since the late 1950s and is still going strong. She has enjoyed a hugely successful international career, so she was a natural candidate to endorse Lux soap in 1965:





Okay, so Jane Fonda isn't really a Euro actress but she did star in Barbarella (1968) and that's good enough for me. Besides, this ad for Lux soap that she did in 1966 is Italian:

lørdag 20. mars 2010

Euro actresses doing print ads

I've always found prints ads featuring Euro-actresses to be a lot of fun and since I've been lucky to come across several of these lately, I figured I'd share some of these goodies.

First up is this black & white ad from 1964, in which renowned Italian actress Virna Lisi attributes her shiny white smile to the use of Chlorodont toothpaste:





However, the product that Euro actresses seemed most eager to promote in the 1960s was soap - more specifically Lux soap. Here's a 1964 ad in which the gorgeous Sylva Koscina promotes Lux soap:





Another actress who endorsed Lux soap was Antonella Lualdi, who has been a popular actress in Italian films for decades. She's been somewhat less prolific in genre cinema but I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for Antonella thanks to her amazing performance as the seductive and provocative Serena in Death on the Fourposter (1964). The same year she starred in that film, Antonella did this advertisement for Lux:





But Antonella Lualdi did other ads too. In 1965 she endorsed a product called Stilla. At first sight it looks like some kind of beauty product but from what I can tell it's actually an eye medication sold only in pharmacies:





Gorgeous Japanese actress Yoko Tani had a career in Hollywood - appearing in stuff like The Wind Cannot Read (1958) with Dirk Bogarde, The Savage Innocents (1960) with Anthony Quinn and Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed? (1963) with Dean Martin. I must admit, however, that to me she is of more interest thanks to her appearances in a number of Eurospy films, such as the last entry in the Mabuse series, The Death Ray Mirror of Dr. Mabuse (1964), Ferdinando Baldi's Suicide Mission to Singapore (1966) and Umberto Lenzi's The Spy Who Loved Flowers (1966). Yoko, too, did an advertisement for Lux soap in 1964:





Flame-haired Italian bombshell Luciana Paluzzi became a busy actress both internationally and in Italy after her role as a wicked James Bond girl in Thunderball (1965). So naturally, Lux soap got Luciana to promote their product in 1966:





American actress Carroll Baker earned good money by making films in Italy but I'm pretty sure this ad for Lux soap paid very well too. This one is from 1967 and, as you can see, it's a bit different from the 1964 ones:





The final ad features Minnie Minoprio, a well-known figure in Italy but perhaps more obscure to non-Italians. Minoprio is actually a British singer and she made her debut in 1957 (at age 15) by starring in "Cinderella" by Rogers and Hammerstein at the London Coliseum. She was then a soubrette in an Italian variety show and ended up staying in Italy, where she become a very well-known jazz musician. She also appeared in a few films - most notably the mafia comedy The Funny Face of the Godfather (1973), in which she played the leading role. Minnie's career started to falter in the mid 1980s and this prompted her to do pornographic photoshoots for smut magazine Le ore (although without partaking in the actual hardcore activity) and starring in the softcore flick Una storia ambigua (1986) directed by porno specialict Mario Bianchi. Nowadays, Minnie likes to pretend that she never made this film - at least it isn't listed among her credits on her official website.
But enough on that. The reason I'm mentioning Minnie is because in 1973, she did a couple of sexy prints ads for Playtex corselettes as you can see an example of below:


My Swedish Aunt/La zia svedese



Italy, 1980

Directed by Mario Siciliano

Cast:
Marina Frajese, Peter Thompson [Giovanni Tamberi], Laura Levi, Giuseppe Curia, Guia Lauri Filzi, Erminio Bianchi, Patrizia Predan, Sandra Cardinale, Giuseppe Cardone, Rossana Canghiari


Though rarely brought up in discussion, Italian hardcore porn from the early 1980s is quite fascinating stuff that can make for some really interesting viewings. Curiously, the hardcore scene in Italy was established relatively late in comparison to other European countries as there basically wasn’t any market for hardcore porn in Italy during the 1970s. Sure enough, some Italian films from this era did contain hardcore scenes, such as Joe D’Amato’s Emanuelle flicks Emanuelle in America (1976) and Emanuelle Around the World (1977), Edoardo Mulargia’s sleazy W.I.P. romp Hotel Paradise (1979) and Mario Gariazzo’s ‘sexy’ giallo Play Motel (1979), but these scenes were added in order to spice the films up for export to foreign markets such as France, who demanded hardcore scenes. Hence these films can hardly be labeled as real porno movies – they’re basically softcore films with a few brief hard scenes thrown in here and there. It wasn't until the early 1980s that full-on hardcore pornos started to boom in Italy. One of the better known Italian pornos from this era is My Swedish Aunt – directed by former straight movie director Mario Siciliano – and this is largely because it was one of the very few of these films to get dubbed into English and given an international release.

As expected, the plot is simple enough: Barbara Musomecci (Marina Frajese) is an attractive and free-spirited Swedish blonde who lives in a huge villa in the Italian countryside together with her grumpy and much older husband (Giuseppe Cardone). The husband is usually preoccupied with his work, and the film starts with him leaving for a two-week business trip to New York. Rather than sulk around, Barbara decides to have fun while she has the house to herself, and invites two of her slutty friends (Patrizia Predan and Sandra Cardinale) over for some partying. They quickly get into some lesbian action and later invite two hunky student boys over for some further hanky panky.



When hubby is away...


Barbara also gets around in between all her partying as she’s carrying on a fling with her virile gardener, Alberto (Giuseppe Curia), and occasionally gets some lesbian love from her nymphomaniac maid, Alice (Laura Levi).

Meanwhile, we are introduced to teenage boy Marco (Giovanni Tamberi), who is the nephew of Barbara’s husband. Marco lives in the city together with his strict, puritanical mother (Guia Lauri Filzi) and he is nearly flowing over with hormones as he has started to develop a craving for the opposite sex. This does not sit well with his sex-hating mother who goes ballistic when she discovers that Marco has brought a dirty magazine into her house: “You’re vice personified. You’re a potential delinquent. You’re nothing but a sexual maniac!” she scolds him!!


Marco...

...and his horrible mother


Unable to cope with his deranged mother any longer, Marco decides to move out and go to stay with his uncle in the country. But since the uncle is away on business, Marco is met only by his sexy aunt Barbara. The two of them get along very well and it doesn’t take long before the hormonal boy starts lusting after his Swedish auntie. Unfortunately for Marco, Barbara isn’t prepared to take up a sexual affair with her husband’s nephew, so he has to make do with the nympho maid instead. However, as Marco gradually falls in love with Barbara, she finally gives in during one of her sexy parties and they have passionate sex in the middle of the living room floor while Barbara’s friends giggle and dance around them. Naturally, several more complications follow…



Seduced by auntie


As you can probably tell from the plot, this is fairly traditional coming of age stuff with lots of jealousy between the characters and ridiculous sex comedy elements thrown in for good measure. None of it is particularly original, or even all that well-made for that matter. No, in order to really understand the success of this film it is crucial to take a closer look at its star, Marina Frajese (alternatively known as Marina Hedman, Marina Lotar and various other aliases). Swedish-born Frajese made her first hardcore scene at age 32 in Joe D’Amato’s Emanuelle in America, and would continue to do hardcore scenes in both Play Motel, and for D’Amato again in Images in a Convent (1979). But since there wasn’t much of a hardcore market in Italy at the time, Marina also appeared in a number of regular, non-pornographic roles. It wasn’t until the advent of fully fledged Italian porno movies in the early 1980s that she reached true stardom.

My Swedish Aunt is one of the key titles among Marina’s early pornos, and it played an important part in establishing her star power. A mature but attractive 36-year old at the time, Marina Frajese was ideally cast as the frivolous Swedish aunt who has her sexually awakening nephew walking funny. The seductive aunt was soon to become one of Frajese’s signature characters as she would go on to play different variations of this role in a number of adult films – quickly establishing herself as Italy’s most (in)famous porno diva of the 80s. Much of Marina’s popularity was no doubt due to her uninhibitedness as she eagerly performed in scenes with anal sex, double penetration and facials – none of which was too common in early 1980s porn. There are no such scenes on display in My Swedish Aunt, though.



The sinful aunt


In addition to introducing Marina as the seductive aunt, this film also foreshadows another notorious Marina trait. In a bizarre sexual dream sequence, Marco dreams about a horse in a field, and a buff naked Marina running towards the horse in slow-motion while a catchy disco beat plays. As she reaches the horse, she starts caressing it. The film then cuts to a smiling Marina on her back in the field getting a big, white load squirted over her breasts while we hear the off-screen stallion neighing ecstatically. Mercifully, this scene is clearly faked, and Mario Siciliano has the good sense to suggest instead of showing - thereby sparing us a repeat performance of the uncomfortable stable sequence from D’Amato’s Emanuelle in America. Marina, however, would later go on to perform explicit scenes of zoophilia in several other films such as Marina e la sua bestia (1984) and La perdizione (Marina’s animals) (1986), although the authenticity of these scenes is rather questionable.





Marco’s very bizarre dream


But really… the scene of Marina and the horse, though surprising, is little more than a mild preview to her later escapades. There are no really nasty or overly graphic scenes in My Swedish Aunt, which is really a relatively innocent affair when compared to the Italian hardcore films that would follow. As mentioned, the film is one of the few Italian pornos from the early 1980s to get dubbed in English and given an international release. In the US it got a VHS release on the Private Screenings label under the title The Other Woman. The English version I’ve seen was a fullscreen softcore cut – shorn of all moments of hardcore couplings. Luckily, I also have an Italian release and although it is in Italian only, it is widescreen and has all the hardcore action intact. Now, you’d think this would be the best way to view the film but truth be told, both versions contain exclusive footage, so neither one is completely satisfactory.

Obviously, the softcore version suffers from having a lot of unfinished sex scenes. There are numerous scenes that contain a lot of build-up and cheesy dialogue full of sexual innuendo but then abruptly cuts away just as the actors start undressing. It’s a build-up to nothing and it’s hard to not feel cheated by this. To compensate, though, there are some soft sex scenes that appear to have been shot exclusively for the non-hard version – most notably a silly scene where Marco and the maid, Alice, have sex in a car.




Fun in the car


Now, the hardcore version delivers all the explicit footage missing from the soft cut but on the other hand it’s missing a lot of additional footage from the soft version, including several dialogue scenes and an even entire sub-plot regarding Marco’s mother. It also leaves out the sex scenes that seem to have been shot soft (like Marco and Alice in the car).

So what does the hard footage consist of? Well, for the most part it’s limited to a lot of long blowjobs. There are also some full-on sex scenes with vaginal penetration but these scenes are briefer and occur with less frequency. Also, the fact that the penetration scenes are mostly shot in close-up indicates that they were performed by body doubles. This is presumably because Giovanni Tamberi, who plays Marco, was a “real” actor and probably didn’t want to appear in such scenes.

Tamberi was at the start of his film career when he starred in My Swedish Aunt and he would later appear in a series of thrillers such as Specters (1987), Phantom of Death (1987) and Too Beautiful to Die (1988). He’s not bad as the horny nephew but does feel dreadfully miscast because he is at least 10 years too old to be playing a sexually awakening teenager. Also of great interest is the fact that while he doesn’t partake in any penetration scenes, he does receive a non-simulated blowjob from Marina. Which explains why he’s hiding behind the pseudonym “Peter Thompson”. No doubt, Tamberi would like to forget all about his short-lived porno adventure.



Some of the naughty bits missing from soft versions


Seeing a legitimate actor like Tamberi doing porn, and having Marina Frajese playing her aunt role for the first time are some of the main selling points of My Swedish Aunt. But it does have some more stuff going for it as well, such as a couple of delightful Euro-disco songs by composer Carlo Maria Cordio. The two songs “No, Baby, Not Tonight” and “Hello” are both extremely catchy and dance-able but, unfortunately, the credits don’t list the singer. Too bad – we could really need a soundtrack release with these great numbers.

As an erotic film, however, My Swedish Aunt doesn’t exactly work because it is for the most time distinctly un-erotic. There’s nothing too sexy about the sex scenes, and with the exception of Marina Frajese, the performers are plain-looking at best. This can be said about pretty much every Italian porno movie from the early 1980s, though. They’re all highly unlikely to get modern viewers turned on but they still remain fascinating and worth checking out because of their often wacky plots and extreme cheesiness. Personally, I’m particularly interested in the ones that feature “real” actors, such as Giovanni Tamberi in this case, but other notable actors like Paola Montenero, Kieran Canter, Karin Well, Enzo Monteduro and Zaira Zoccheddu also popped up in some early 1980s hardcore productions.

But My Swedish Aunt isn’t just a sex film, of course. More precisely it is a sex comedy, which means that we are served a lot of funny business as well. Director Mario Siciliano was a competent craftsman and had made some fairly enjoyable films in the past, such as the WW2 adventure Overrun! (1969) and the strange supernatural giallo Evil Eye (1974), but his films lack a distinctive style and he doesn’t seem to have that good an eye for comedy. Hence the comedic elements tend to fall rather flat as they’re both predictable and stupid (and aided by an appropriately laughable English dubbing job). The sub-plot involving Marco’s sex-hating mother, in particular, is monstrously idiotic – so much so that it actually ends up being kind of amusing. The mother is played by prolific porno diva Guia Lauri Filzi, a hard-faced woman who tried her luck as a legitimate actress in a couple of films like Tano Cimarosa’s trashy crime flick Death Hunt (1977) before turning to hardcore. She’s pretty funny here – wearing her hair in a tight bun and without any make-up on. But since this is a sex film, she naturally gets cured of her fear of sex by a doctor, whose method is taking his clothes off and jumping in bed with the poor woman. So after some long blowjobs and a bit of brief fucking, the mom lets the hair out of her tight bun, puts on make-up, and voila: she’s now a lusty gal with an insatiable sexual appetite. One can’t help but laugh at this!



Ms Filzi’s hilarious transformation from nutty to slutty


The rest of the cast is interesting, too. Beefy, moustached Giuseppe Curia plays the gardener, and he has that super-clichéd 1980s porno actor look that immediately makes him funny to watch. Curia was one of the most important male porno actors in Italian adult cinema of the early 1980s but he too had started out with some brief roles in softer films: he was one of the orgy participants in a soft scene in Bruno Mattei’s The True Story of the Nun of Monza (1980) and played one of the men who rapes Marina Frajese in the woods in D’Amato’s Images in a Convent (a scene that does features some brief hardcore action). Playing the role of the maid is voluptuous brunette Laura Levi, who was also a key figure in Italian XXX cinema. She really gets to display her sexual appetite here. There’s also another important porno regular on board – namely Erminio Bianchi, who plays the doctor that cures Marco’s mother of her sex phobia. Grey-haired Bianchi looks a tad older than the other actors and he also played tiny bit part roles in a number of legitimate films such as The Concorde Affair (1979), The Salamander (1980), Bruce Le Fights Back (1982) and others. Rounding out the cast are blonde ladies Patrizia Predan and Sandra Cardinale as Marina’s friends. Of the two, Predan is the one who gets in on the most explicit stuff but she doesn’t appear to ever have done anything else. Cardinale doesn’t actually perform in any hardcore scenes here but she later went on to appear in a few more pornos for both Joe D’Amato and Angelo Pannacchio.

All in all, My Swedish Aunt is complete rubbish and not very sexy but it has its moments and is a relatively important title in Italian hardcore cinema. Mario Siciliano’s two next adult movies, Happy Sex (1981) and Dangerous Love (1981), were also dubbed into English and released on VHS in the US by Private Screenings. It’s a big wonder why Siciliano’s pornos were chosen for international export because there are numerous other Italian adult films that are far more interesting and enjoyable than these films. For a much better and sexier film where Marina Frajese plays a seductive aunt, I’d recommend Con la zia non è peccato (1980).


© 2010 Johan Melle




The cast:



Marina Frajese as Barbara


Giovanni Tamberi as Marco


Laura Levi as Alice


Giuseppe Curia as Alberto


Guia Lauri Filzi as Marco’s mother


Erminio Bianchi as The doctor


Patrizia Predan as Barbara’s friend


Sandra Cardinale as Barbara’s friend


Giuseppe Cardone as Barbara’s husband


Rossana Canghiari as The doctor’s wife