Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion

Italy, 1970

Directed by John Shadow

Cast:
Alex Rebar, Ewa Aulin, Carlo De Mejo, Eugene Pomeroy

Wow! Where do you begin with something like this? The title alone should give you some idea of what to expect here, and indeed, Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion is a bafflingly strange, nonsensically titled film that defies all categorization. Practically unreleased anywhere in the world, it is surely one of the rarest and most overlooked Italian productions of the early 1970s – made all the more fascinating due to its muddled release history and the fact that it somehow stars famed Swedish bombshell Ewa Aulin. It crops up every so often in discussions about particularly rare Italian films, but not many appear to have actually seen it.

So what’s it all about? Well, the plot deals with the stiff-lipped and self-important college professor John Fink (Alex Rebar), who is mortified after one of his students dies while under the influence of drugs. Professor John blames the widespread use of drugs among his students on rebellious heroin-addict Billy Fisher (Carlo De Mejo), but doesn’t want to expel Billy or report him to the police in fear of tarnishing the school’s reputation. Instead, the professor recruits the help of his nerdy star pupil Henry (Eugene Pomeroy) to trick Billy into joining them for a weekend getaway at Professor John’s isolated villa in the Italian countryside.

Of course, it’s all just a pretense to lure Billy away so the professor can use him in an experiment to cure him of his drug addiction. As soon as they’ve arrived at the villa, John disconnects the phone and sabotages the car to prevent Billy from leaving, bugs his room and begins messing with the boy’s head.

Professor John

Billy the druggie

The professor starts playing mind games on Billy

Joining them is the professor’s subservient and much younger wife, Elizabeth (Ewa Aulin), who is upset by the way her husband is treating Billy, and who would rather have the two of them spend some time alone at the villa. John criticizes her for her priorities and staunchly defends his experiment, which he is determined to carry out under his motto of “no emotions”. Unfortunately, things quickly get out of hand due to the professor’s inability to confiscate Billy’s stash of drugs, and worse yet, Elizabeth – having grown tired of being neglected by her manipulative husband – takes a liking to Billy and gets hooked on his drugs…

Elizabeth and Billy hit it off...

...leading to more drug abuse...

...and freak-outs

This genuinely strange zero budget oddity currently only circulates via grey market dupes of a rare Greek VHS release from the 1980s, and has long been subject to a lot of debate over who actually directed it and whether or not it ever received any sort of theatrical run. According to the onscreen credits, Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion was written, produced and directed by John W. Shadow, who is also credited with writing all of the songs for the soundtrack. According to the notoriously unreliable IMDb, John W. Shadow was a pseudonym used by small-time Italian producer Roberto Loyola, who never directed anything else. The name John Shadow also crops up as the writer-director for the decamerotic film Tales of Canterbury (1973) and as a screenwriter on J.P. Simon’s notorious Spanish slasher epic Pieces (1982), and in these two instances the IMDb claims the man hiding behind the John Shadow name is Joe D’Amato. A little bit of research quickly reveals, however, that John Shadow is actually a real person. He is/was a British songwriter who was married to Ewa Aulin from 1968 to 1972 – a marriage that produced a son, Shawn, born in 1969. Shadow wanted to branch out into movies but never received much, if any, attention for his brief filmic output, and what little press he did get was almost without exception connected to his marriage to Aulin, who was a big star and favored object of the Italian yellow press in those days.

John Shadow and Ewa Aulin pictured together in the La Stampa newspaper in 1969

One of the very rare instances in which Shadow did get some press on his own was when Variety ran a few pieces about the production of Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion in early 1970. These pieces, while brief, reveal several fascinating details about the production history of the film, as well as some welcome information about Shadow’s background, and I am thus choosing to reproduce them here in their entirety.

The first Variety piece is from 18 March 1970:

Sound Productions is a new film company in Rome, inaugurating activity with a semi-experimental low-budgeter "Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion", which John Shadows will produce and direct from his own screenplay. “Liquid Subway” is a warmup exercise for Shadows who has set up a base here with Swedish actress (and wife) Ewa Aulin. The young producer is a nephew of the late Ella Shields, a Jolson era entertainer known on both sides of the Atlantic. His background also includes founding membership in Radio Caroline, the station that operated in extra-territorial waters off the British coast, with a peak audience of 18,000,000 listeners when Shadows left to enter cinema. Innovation in “Liquid Subway,” Shadows said, would cut to the bone the standard screen reactions and gestures, and prod participation by filmgoers to insert them mentally as the pic unspools. Sound properties are “Only One Way To Go,” an original by Shadows and film publicist Hunt Powers, and “Question Of Innocence,” a Shadows screenplay. As his program develops, he intends to raise financing from a public stock issue, but not until cast and directors are committed. The young filmmaker-promoter is a strong believer in the stock counter as a new source of industry financing, providing the producer can line up a major broker, bank endorsement and a top law firm as a guarantee of legitimate enterprise. “Once this is done,” Shadows said confidently, “the angels will come forward.”

The film is then briefly mentioned again in a Variety issue from 22 April 1970:

John Shadows completed shooting on “Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion” on a three-week schedule and a $70,000 budget. Party, headed by Ewa Aulin, Alex Rabar, Alida Valli's son Carlo Demejo and Eugene Pomeroy together with lenser Gabor Pogany and all others on the unit, accepted salary minimums for profit participation. Shadows also produced for his Sound Pictures and directed from his own script.

A third and final mention of the film occurs in a Variety issue dated 20 May 1970:

“The Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion” is described by its director John Shadow as Italy's answer to the New York. Shot in 17 days and starring his wife Ewa Aulin, songwriter Shadow brought off his filming debut with no financial problems. Backers came out of the walls after comments by Dr. Christiaan Barnard encouraging the undertaking. Shadow formed his own company, Sound Productions Ltd., in the Bahamas a year ago to insure independence, and began working on the film based on a story about a London friend hooked on drugs. Cast also includes Alex Rabar, Eugene Pomeroy and Carlo de Meo, Alida Valli's son. After his first “underground” effort which included writing the script, directing and producing the film and composing the sound track, Shadow says he has other films in preparation.

Unfortunately, Variety didn’t run any more pieces on the film after this point, and this is where things start to get complicated. Shadow shot Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion in Italy, where he and Aulin were based, and the film appears to have been an Italian production, yet it is not listed in the official registrar of Italian films and there is no evidence of any sort of theatrical release in Italy. Somewhat confusingly, American-born actor Eugene Pomeroy, who played the nerdy Henry in the film, mentions in an interview that his family came all the way from the States to attend the premiere in Italy, at which John Shadow and Ewa Aulin were also present. However, this was most likely some sort of private screening for cast, crew and their families rather than a real cinema premiere. Again, the film does not appear to have received any kind of official theatrical release, and no posters or promotional art for the film has surfaced anywhere. Clearly, the production must have run into difficulties – with Shadow perhaps being unable to find a distributor. While one cannot completely rule out the possibility of brief theatrical runs in other European countries, this seems unlikely. In fact, the only known release of the film anywhere in the world is the Greek video release from the 1980s, although how on earth the film ended up on a Greek VHS after being unseen and undistributed for so many years is a mystery that is still waiting to be solved.

The rare Greek VHS release of the film. Note how the highly misleading cover art is stolen from Jess Franco’s Bloody Moon (1981). No original artwork for the film appears to exist

As for the film itself, I’m afraid the complicated release history and confusion over who directed it is far more intriguing than the actual product, which is neither particularly well-made nor enjoyable. For what is ostensibly a drug movie, Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion is curiously lacking in terms of psychedelic imagery – with the only exception being the stylish opening credits, which feature a syringe injecting drugs into a colored bubble, weird sounds, and fish-eye lens shots of a spaced out Ewa Aulin dancing in slow motion. It’s a terrific opening sequence and that only makes it all the more disappointing that the film doesn’t have more scenes like this.

A few images from the stylish opening credits

But while the film may be lacking in psychedelic imagery, it offers no shortage of shock zooms, slow motion, subliminal inserts, bizarre camera angles, jumpy edits, extreme close-ups of faces, echoing sounds, and confusing cutaways. All this results in quite a trippy and weird atmosphere but, unfortunately, it does not translate into a particularly pleasurable viewing experience. The plot makes about as much sense as the nonsensical title, the pacing is languid and the whole thing is frequently boring in spite of the sky high bizarro factor.

Several reviews have commented that the film has a raw, unfinished feel to it, yet the various Variety pieces all indicate that it was indeed completed, so any such feeling is surely down to the inept staging and direction. Among the most confusing aspects are the brief but frequent cutaways to entirely unrelated scenes of Billy’s hippie friends camping out in the woods. It really makes no sense whatsoever. Equally incomprehensible is the decision to film the first 12 minutes (minus the opening credit) in sepia tones. If the transition from sepia to color had occurred at the moment when someone shooting up, it might have made some sense, but instead it happens completely at random – much like everything else in the film. It is of course possible that Shadow simply didn’t have enough money to shoot everything in color. We’ll probably never know.

Some of the head-scratching cutaway footage to Billy’s hippie friends

Sepia toned scenes

In all fairness, the film is not entirely bereft of talent. Gabor Pogany’s cinematography (which is partially cropped on the Greek VHS version) is fairly stylish, and employs some very unusual and inventive angles that are put to particularly good use in a loopy sequence where Professor John is messing with Billy’s head during a game of billiard, or when Billy has tied himself to his bed to fight off his withdrawal symptoms. Furthermore, the songs on the soundtrack (written by Shadow and performed by American-born but Italian-based R&B, blues and disco singer Ronnie Jones) are actually very good and nicely fit the film’s thematic and mood, and there’s even some nice instrumental music by Bill Conti and Marcello Gigante thrown in – featuring the ubiquitous wordless female vocals that seem to have been considered obligatory back then.

The zany billiard sequence is a trippy montage of weird camera angles, shaky camera shots, zooms and snappy edits that nicely illustrate Billy’s state of mind during his withdrawal period

Some pretty effective camerawork during the scenes where poor Billy is tied to the bed

The small but interesting cast is headed by American actor Alex Rebar as the strange Svengali-like professor. Rebar was apparently a personal friend of John Shadow and later acted for him again in Tales of Canterbury, but is best remembered for playing the title role in the American cult classic The Incredible Melting Man (1977) as well as serving as executive producer and occasional writer on such amateurish and cheap slashers as Terror on Tour (1980), To All a Good Night (1980), Demented (1980) and Home Sweet Home (1981). He gives a terrible performance here – coming across as both awkward and hammy. Faring infinitely better is Euro-horror favorite Carlo De Mejo in one of his early film roles. Seeing him without the trademark beard he sports in the likes of City of the Living Dead (1980), The Other Hell (1981) and Blade Violent (1983) is a little baffling at first, but De Mejo is quite good here and really invests himself in the role the rebellious druggie even if the script doesn’t give him a whole lot to work with.

By far the biggest name in the cast is Ewa Aulin, who had become something of an international celebrity after starring alongside the likes of Marlon Brando, Richard Burton, James Coburn and Ringo Starr in the sex farce Candy (1968), which earned her a Golden Globe nomination for most promising newcomer. Aulin seemed destined to become the next big thing in Hollywood, but things took a disastrous turn after she was cast alongside Lee Van Cleef and Jim Brown in the US western El Condor (1970). She began working on the film in late 1969, but clashed with director John Guillermin and producer André De Toth over some sex scenes that Aulin refused to appear in – causing her to promptly walk away from the film and be replaced by Marianna Hill. An article about the incident in Time Magazine gives the impression that the then 19-year old Aulin’s decision to not appear nude (even though she had no such qualms when she starred in Candy) may at least partly have been spurred on by Shadow, who was sometimes described in the Italian press as being very jealous and possessive of his 12 years younger wife.

For Shadow it was obviously convenient that his wife dropped out of El Condor since it meant she was available to star in Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion, but for Aulin it was a catastrophic, career-killing move that put a definite end to any hopes she may have had of conquering Hollywood. She had to have been at least somewhat aware of that while she was making the film, and this may account for her slightly disengaged performance. She looks lovely as always but the only scene in which she seems to come to life is when she dances around the villa in a drugged state pretending to be some Greek goddess.

Ewa on a trip

In his aforementioned interview, co-star Eugene Pomeroy recalls an incident that occurred while he was working on dubbing the film into English together with Ewa Aulin and John Shadow: “I do remember John screaming at her during the dubbing sessions. I found dubbing to be quite easy and fun. There was one scene where Eva had to scream or cry and John kept making her do it again. I realized after the tenth, or was it the twenty-fifth take, that all he wanted her to do was to scream, but he kept screaming things like ''I want you to put more emotion in it!'' and reduced her to tears”. It is perhaps not such a wonder then that the two went their separate ways in 1972 after just four years of marriage. Intriguingly, the relationship between Aulin’s character, Elizabeth, and her husband can be read as a reflection of Aulin and Shadow’s real life relationship – with Elizabeth portrayed as young, naïve and subservient to her older selfish husband (that is until the use of drugs set ‘free’ and enable her to stand up to her husband). I would assume that these similarities are unintentional but it nevertheless adds a little extra layer of interest.

Summing it up, Microscopic Liquid Subway to Oblivion is far more interesting than it is enjoyable. It isn’t very good but it is really weird, very rare and endlessly fascinating, and as such it is worth seeing if for nothing else than to make up your own mind about it.

© 2015 Johan Melle

The cast:

Alex Rebar as Professor John Fink

Ewa Aulin as Elizabeth Fink

Carlo De Mejo as Billy Fisher

Eugene Pomeroy as Henry Keating

Newspaper clippings of sexy Euro actresses

One of Italy's best known and most influential newspapers is La Stampa, published since 1867 and still going strong. The paper launched its own website in 1999 and they have since made their historical archives available - free of charge. So everyone with an inclination to do so can browse through scanned versions of old La Stampa issues dating all the way back to the beginning in 1867. So if you're interested in finding old pictures and articles about Italian actors, this is a nice place to start. Of course, La Stampa is a serious newspaper and primarily deals with "real" news, but there's usually a page or two dedicated to entertainment news, and in this section you can find pictures and interesting info about popular actors. The articles are usually not too long, though. In fact, there's often just a picture of an actress and a brief notice that she is currently starring in this or that film. These notices are nevertheless of great interest because they frequently announce films under different titles than the ones they were eventually released under, and also because they sometimes mention films which were apparently never finished or released. And it's also great because of the wonderful pictures. So if you have a lot of free time on your hands, you can have fun browsing through thousands upon thousands of pages of old La Stampa issues. And if you don't have the patience, you can find some pretty cool clippings of sexy Euro actress from 1971-73 issues right here:

"An orchid for Edwige" reads the headline for this notice from March 1972. The text informs us that Edwige Fenech is shooting the film Una strana orchidea - i.e. A Strange Orchid - togeher with Paola Quattrini and Annabella Incontrera. The title of this film would later be changed to Perché quelle strane gocce di sangue sul corpo di Jennifer? and it was released in English as The Case of the Bloody Iris. It is strange to see that this earlier title makes reference to an orchid instead of an iris but it's possible that the flower was changed in order to avoid confusion with Umberto Lenzi's giallo Seven Blood-Stained Orchids, which was made around the same time.

This great picture of the lovely Evelyn Stewart was published in May 1972. According to the text, Evelyn is relaxing in her Roman home after shooting the thriller Uccidi tre volte - meaning Kill Three Times in English - which is close to being finished. No film by that title was ever released but Evelyn was appearing a lot of gialli around that time, so I am assuming that Uccidi tre volte was the shooting title for one of them.

This notice from August 1971 features the gorgeous Barbara Bouchet in a scene from a film titled Dove fa male? which translates to Where Does it Hurt? in English. I recognize the scene, however, and it is from the great giallo La tarantola dal ventre nero, a.k.a. The Black Belly of the Tarantula, which is a far more intriguing title.

Barbara Bouchet also features in this clipping from January 1973, which bears the headline "Accused of corruption". According to the text, she was accused of corrupting of a minor because of the infamous scene in Lucio Fulci's Don't Torture a Duckling, in which a buck naked Barbara attempts to seduce an adolescent boy. Apparently, Barbara had to go before a tribunal, where she defended herself by saying that an adult man of very small stature was used for the scene. And I believe she was telling the truth. If you look at the scene you'll notice that the only time the boy is in the same shot as the naked Barbara is when he's seen from behind, so it does indeed appear as though he was doubled by a dwarf. I'm sure it was a very enjoyable day's work for the double!

According to the text, this photo published in May 1972 shows the beautiful actress Erika Blanc on holiday in Fregene but it's quite obviously a publicity shot, and a lovely one at that.

This notice from August 1971 announces that the beautiful Swedish actress Ewa Aulin is starring in the film La controfigura, released in English as The Double.

Ewa Aulin is also the subject of this notice from April 1972, which announces that she is playing the leading role in a giallo named Un uomo da uccidere (A Man to Kill if translated to English), directed by a certain Sala. Unfortunately, no such film appears to have been made. The director Sala is presumably either Vittorio Sala or Adimaro Sala but Ewa Aulin never made any films for any of them, so it appears that Un uomo da uccidere is an unmade or unfinished production.

We're still not quite done with Ewa Aulin, though. This clipping from April 1973 - marked as Eva vs. Ewa - features the sexy Eva Czemerys, and the text announces that she and Ewa Aulin are playing rivals in a romantic film with Mino Reitano. Although no title is mentioned, the film in question is Ferdinando Baldi's Una vita lunga un giorno, known in English as Long Lasting Days.

Up next is a notice from February 1972 featuring the irresistable Rosalba Neri. The brief text tells us that Rosalba is a young actress who loves thrillers, and that she is appearing in the giallo Il sorriso della jena. The title translates to The Smile of the Hyena but the film was released in English as Smile Before Death.

Striking, blonde German actress Solvi Stubing is the focus of this clipping from February 1972. According to the text, Solvi is in Bermuda to shoot a film labelled as a 'giallo-rosa', a termed used for describing crime films with a strong romantic content.

Swedish-born giallo queen Anita Strindberg strikes a pose in this picture published in May 1971. The short text informs us that this is Anita with a new bikini. Not what I'd call news worthy but a definitely a terrific excuse to print a revealing picture of the statuesque, blonde actress.

Here's another wonderful shot of Anita Strindberg - published in July 1972. It shows the actress on a beach in picturesque San Felice Circeo, where she is shooting a 'giallo-rosa'.

"A western for everyone" reads the headline to this notice from July 1972, featuring the stunning Marisa Mell in a scene from an Italian western. I'm not really into westerns so I'm not sure which film the picture is taken from but I'm assuming it's from Tutti fratelli nel west... per parte di padre, a.k.a. Lady Dynamite.

Here is a lovely shot of British actress Shirley Corrigan, printed in July 1972, and promoting her appearance in Sergio Pastore's giallo Sette scialli di seta gialla, which was released in English as The Crimes of the Black Cat.

A striking headshot of beautiful giallo regular Marina Malfatti (published in June 1972) announcing her participation in the giallo La dama rossa uccide 7 volte. The title translates to The Red Queen Kills Seven Times in English, and while it is often referred to by this title, the original English export title is actually The Lady in Red Kills Seven Times.

This clipping from June 1971 features an interesting photo of the gorgeous American actress Pamela Tiffin. According to the text, the picture shows Pamela in a scene from Luigi Bazzoni's film La giornata dell'Ariete - i.e. The Day of the Aries - which was released two months later under the slightly modified title Giornata nera per l'Ariete (i.e. Black Day for the Aries) and in English-speaking territories as The Fifth Cord. But, clearly, this is not an actual scene from the film but rather an on-set photo showing Pamela getting her hair fixed before shooting a scene.

This terrific photo of American actress Camille Keaton was published in November 1972. The text stresses Camille's relation to the legendary American comedian Buster Keaton, and announces that she is shooting the film Il gatto di Brooklyn, i.e. The Cat of Brooklyn.

Here we have a really nice picture of the wonderful Italian actress Anna Maria Pierangeli, known during her Hollywood years simply as Pier Angeli. "It's not too late" reads the headline of this notice from May 1971, which tells us that the actress - at age 38 - is about to embark on a new acting career. After being neglected and given poor roles in Italy, Anna Maria has received interesting offers from Hollywood, the text reveals. Knowing what was in store for Anna Maria undeniably makes it rather sad to read a notice that is so optimistic about her future. She did indeed land a role in a new American production but it was in Octaman, a terrible piece of low budget schlock, and Anna Maria died of a barbiturate overdose in September 1971 - less than four months after the publication of this notice.

Here's a smashing picture of the ravishing Yugoslavian actress Beba Loncar, a big European star throughout the 1960s and 70s. This notice from January 1973, announces that Beba is in Naples shooting a giallo with Hollywood actor Richard Widmark. The title of the film is not mentioned but it is said to take place in the slums of the port of Naples. Beba had appeared alongside Richard Widmark ten years earlier in the British adventure film The Long Ships (1963) but I have been unable to find any information about a film from 1973 featuring the two of them. Presumably, the project never got off the ground, or it was never finished.

This notice from June 1971 announces that American actress Jean Seberg, who was working exclusively in Europe during the 1970s, is starring alongside James Mason and Curd Jürgens in the film La piovra dai 7 tentacoli, which translates to The Octopus with Seven Tentacles. Ultimately, the film was released under the much more simplistic title Kill.

Beautiful British actress Rosemarie Dexter is the focus of this notice from June 1972. According to the text, Rosemarie is back in Rome after the shooting of her third western in Spain.

Up next is this terrific shot of Austrian actress Senta Berger. Published in April 1973, this notice announces Senta's participation in the comedy Amore e ginnastica, known in English as Love and Gymnastics.

Sexy Cuban spitfire Chelo Alonso was one of the greatest female stars of Italian peplum and swashbuckler movies during the late 1950s and early 1960s but when the popularity of such films started to wane, Chelo more or less disappeared from films. Her final film appearance was a supporting role in the western Night of the Serpent in 1969, but although she abandoned films, she did not withdraw from public life. In fact, Chelo turned her attention to television, and this notice from June 1972 - which shows that the Cuban actress was still spectacularly sexy - announces her new music show E perche no?, which she hosted, and also featured in song and dance numbers.

Blonde, beatiful German starlet Karin Schubert strikes a sexy pose in this clipping from August 1972, which show Karin in a shot from a film called Le bellissime donzelle - i.e. The Beautiful Damsels. I can't find any film by that title, so this is yet another case of a film that changed titles. My guess is that this film eventually became Quel gran pezzo della Ubalda tutta nuda e tutta calda, a.k.a. Ubalda, All Naked and Warm, which I haven't seen.

This notice from February 1972 features the very sexy Rita Calderoni, who according to the text has signed on to star in the film La reincarnazione. This film - directed by Renato Polselli - was released nearly a year later under the delirious title Riti, magie nere e segrete orge nel trecento, translating to Rites, Black Magic and Secret Orgies in the 14th Century, and is known in English as both The Reincarnation of Isabel and Black Magic Rites.

This fantastic shot of the very attractive Paola Tedesco was published in April 1972, and the text informs us that the actress is in Morocco making a film about the mafia. Paola did make a mafia picture in 1972, Alberto De Martino's Crime Boss, in which she starred alongside Telly Savalas and Antonio Sabatò. However, this film was neither shot or set in Morocco.

Texas-born Penny Brown was a very successful singer and musical theater actress in Italy in the 1960s and 70s but she also did occasional acting in films - most notably as a hippie in Lucio Fulci's giallo A Lizard in a Woman's Skin (1971). This notice from January 1973 announces Penny as a cast member in the film Tecnicamente dolce (translation: Technically Sweet), directed by the renowned Michelangelo Antonioni. Unfortunately for Penny, Tecnicamente dolce would never be made. Antonioni had written the screenplay in the 1960s and the film was to be shot in Sardinia, Rome, New York and in the Amazonian jungle, with Jack Nicholson and Maria Schneider as the stars. But just as all the preparation for the film was ready, producer Dino De Laurentiis pulled the funding because he feared the production would become too expensive. Instead, Antonioni was offered to direct The Passenger (1975) with the same lead actors, and Tecnicamente dolce was never made. The screenplay, however, was published in 1976.